Best Friend letra

Remember when you broke up with your f*cking ex?
God, I'm glad you've finally gotten over them
Only took about a hundred million texts
God, I swear that bitch was such a narcissist

Everybody knows I love you so
So, so, so much
'Cause every time they ask, I always tell
Tell, tell, tell them

That's my f*cking best friend, that's my f*cking right hand
That's my f*cking throw up in the bathroom, but still love them
That's my f*cking best friend, best friend
That's my f*cking best friend, best friend

That's my f*cking lifeline, that's my ride or die likе
That's my f*cking hate you, but you know that that's a damn lie
Baby, you're my bеst friend, best friend
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
Baby, you're my—

(Ooh)
Baby, you're my—

Made a promise that I'm gonna marry you
If we're both still single by, like, thirty-two
And that shit is gonna end up being true
'Cause I hate, like, everyone except for you

Who else is gonna grocery shop with me at 2 A.M.?
Who else will take that picture for you just to get revenge?
You're just as psycho as me, just as sick inside the head
So when they ask, I've always said

That's my f*cking best friend, that's my f*cking right hand
That's my f*cking throw up in the bathroom, but still love them
That's my f*cking best friend, best friend
That's my f*cking best friend, best friend

That's my f*cking lifeline, that's my ride or die like
That's my f*cking hate you, but you know that that's a damn lie
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
Baby, you're my best friend, best friend
Baby, you're my—
(Ooh)
Baby, you're my—

(Ooh)
Why do you keep calling me? You're kidding
What? Who? Are you kidding? (Ooh)
Oh my god, oh my, no, no, no don't respond
Don't respond, don't respond (Baby, you're my—)
Yeah I'll be there in ten minutes