Honey, I'm Home letra

The car won't start, it's fallin' apart
I was late for work and the boss got smart
My pantyline shows, got a run in my hose
My hair went flat, man I hate that

Just when I thought things couldn't get worse
I realized I forgot my purse
With all this stress I must confess
This could be worse than PMS

This job ain't worth the pay
Can't wait till the end of the day
Hey honey, I'm on my way
Hey hey hey hey

Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme somethin' to eat
Fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I'm back, my head's killin' me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone, give the dog a bone
Hey hey honey, I'm home

I broke a nail openin' the mail
I cursed out loud 'cause it hurt like hell
This job's a pain it's so mundane
It sure don't stimulate my brain

This job ain't worth the pay
Can't wait till the end of the day
Hey honey, I'm on my way
Hey hey hey hey

Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme somethin' to eat
And fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I'm back, my head's killin' me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone, give the dog a bone
Hey hey honey, I'm home

Oh, rub my neck will you?
Hey hey hey hey hey

Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way
Rub my feet, gimme somethin' to eat
And fix me up my favorite treat
Honey, I'm back, my head's killin' me
I need to relax and watch TV
Get off the phone, give the dog a bone
Hey hey honey, I'm home

I'm home, oh that feels much better