Dysentery Gary letra

Got a lotta heartache
He's a f*ckin' weasel
His issues make my mind ache
Wanna make a deal

Cause I love your little motions
You do with your pigtails
What a nice creation
Worth another night in jail

He's a player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out when friends were listening to Slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights

Life just sucks
I lost the one
I'm giving up
She found someone
There's plenty more
Girls are such a drag

So all you little ladies
Be sure to choose the right guys
You'll come back to me maybe
I'll shower you with lies

Got a lotta heartache
He's a f*cking weasel
Decisions make my mind ache
Wanna make a deal

Ease away the problems and the pain
The girl chose the guy that makes you wanna kick and scream
All along, you wish that she would stay
F*ck the guy that took her and ran away

He's a player, diarrhea giver
Tried to grow his hair out when friends were listening to Slayer
I would like to find him Friday night
Hanging out with mom and trying on his father's tights

Life just sucks
I lost the one
I'm giving up
She found someone
There's plenty more
Girls are such a drag

F*ck this place
I lost the war
I hate you all
Your mom's a whore
Where's my dog?
Cause girls are such a drag